Sex With Your Mother, Father or Kids?? WTF Is Going On Here!

Being that I write a blog about sex, I of course belong to some of the biggest sex forums on the internet today. Having been said, recently there has been a lots of posts regarding incest and actually liking it.  At first I though maybe, just maybe these people are trying to get attention. Then when I continued to read all the posts regarding sex with their mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers. I realized that these people actually fantasized about it..

YUK…… YUK…….YUK…… is all I can think of saying regarding this issue… Who in their right mind wants to have sex with their family members? Not only is it absoultely disgusting, it’s just something you do not do or even think about. Besides is it not against the law?

So I am wondering who here who is reading my blog can actually admit that they have had thoughts of having some sort of sex with their family? Obviously there is many more people out there in the world today that actaully want to then I assumed.

I just cannot say to each is own on this subject.. It’s just fucking disgusting, no if, and’s or but’s about it !

Sex Before Marriage……

Before I even go any further let me tell you now that I am in no way, shape, or form a religious person… So reading people’s thoughts on how sex is morally wrong before marriage just crawls up my spine…. And this immaculate conception shit just makes me laugh…… So if you are religious and will be offended by someone who is not, just close out this page and move on to another topic.. You have been for warned.. !!

Sex before marriage is like buying a car and not even test driving it.. How in the hell are you going to know if you are sexually compatible if you don’t try it before you commit? After all sex is an important part of being in a relationship regardless of what anyone says. If you do not have good sex, then you do not have a good relationship… PERIOD!…

Yeah yeah yeah I have heard it all from many people telling me I will go to hell because I had sex before I was married, but oh well… Rather be in hell having a good time, then in heaven being bored I say.. If there is even is such a place….

Seriously though.. Why would anyone wait to have sex until they are married? It’s not a rational thing to do at all.. The only reason people wait, is for religious purposes.. I have never heard of anyone waiting because they wanted to… Have you?

The divorce rate these days is so high, and why do you think that is!! Cause people are marrying each other without even the slightest idea as to who the other person is.. HELLO everyone is different when you are around them 24/7….. So of course these newly married couples start getting on each others nerves and “poof” the divorce issue arises… As it should.. Cause why?? Cause they have no idea who each other is and the sex probably SUCKS……

My advice is this.. If you are in a relationship and have not had sex yet, have sex !! See if you are compatible in other ways other than talking and hanging out.. Cause if you are not, there is no use in bothering..!

So tell me, what do yo think about sex before marriage… Do you think it is morally wrong to do so? And if so, why??

Double Penetration… One.. NO! Two Penises, YES !!

Double penetration…… 2 penises either real or fake in your vagina or in your vagina and ass at the same time…You can even try two in your ass.. (never tried)..  Psssssst.. I do not want to hear any “tisses or shhhs” on this subject, cause yeah it is damn good.! Ya know why, cause I said so, and it’s my blog so you have to listen…

Seriously though if you have not tried it, I recommend you do immediately.. And like I said you can use a real penis and a fake one.. You get the same effect either way.. I love it either way.. Real or fake.. Although of course real is always better cause well it’s real.. But a dildo will do just fine

No worries if your a lesbian and do not have a penis!! There are a wide variety of double penetration dildos on the market today!.. A little pricey, but the orgasm you will allow your partner to achieve or yourself is well worth the extra pennies! Just take a look at Eden Fantasys for some of those wonderful toys ! And nooo that’s not my site, it’s just a really good site online to by fabulous sex gadgets!

So tell me, if you have not tried it already.. Would you?? And if ya have tried it, how was it and would ya do it again??

Comments below……………………..

Strap On - Strap Off - Strap On ………

I personally have never had the pleasure of using a strap on dildo… I have used many dildos just not a strap on.. I guess I just never got around to doing so as of yet… But I am sure in the future a time will come when I just get that urge to go the XXX store (love em) and buy the biggest strap on ever made..

For those who are in a fog about strap on dildos, let me clarify what exactly they are.. A strap on dildo is a belt that has a fake penis attached to it.. Supposedly it gives the feeling of having your own for those who do not have one.. Let me re-phrase that.. It gives you the power to act as if you have one, not feel as if you do.. !

With a strap on you can basically screw any hole ya want to… Mouth, ass, vagina, whatever you wish..

Men who have a tiny dick or just can’t seem to get up use strap ons as well.. They can even be used for the ever so popular double penetration….. (another blog)…. !!

There are many different types of strap ons.. I mean it is endless..

Ya got your standard strap on (just a belt and a penis hanging off it), your probe strap on (looks like a thin butt plug), your G-spot & prostate strap on, the ever so wonderful double penetration strap on, (you can tell I like that huh), there are even strap ons that rotate and vibrate for extra stimulation….(I told ya it is endless)..

Then of course you go into the “erotic” strap ons (it wouldn’t be part of sex if there wasn’t some weird ones)… They include the enema strap on, also can be used to simulate cumming..(there is just a little bulb filled with warm water that you squueze when ready)…. Inflatable strap ons that get bigger as you pump, (that’s pretty cool), and last but not least the dildo that gives electric stimulation when inserted wherever it is going. (Basically being shocked in your vagina or ass)!

And do not worry if you cannot get it up guys !! Yup, you guessed it, there is even a hollowed out strap on that fits right over the penis… This gives the feeling of obviously an erect penis obviously…I dunno it just would not feel the same…

Personally I would probably hurt someone if I had a strap on.. haha. I can be very rough if properly motivated.. (wink wink)…. Now if there was a pill that you could take to grow a penis for a day, you know I would be the first in line..

What about you all, would you use a strap on ?? Or would you let someone use one on you??   Comments below………….

I Thought I Had Heard It All……… Fart FETISH !???!!

Recently I was going through a forum that I am a proud member of, and to my serious surprise I came across a post about a man wanting a partner for “sniffing”.. Now I do not know about you, but who in the hell has a fetish for smelling farts ?!!

I do know that people like to be pissed on or even shit on, (just damn nasty as well) but honestly have never heard of anyone putting their nose into someone’s ass cheeks and waiting for them to let out gas just so they could get off on the smell??

Who the hell thinks or does this kind of weird shit??!!

After doing some research on the disgusting subject of “fart sniffers”, I have found that there are actually recipes out there for people to get an “aromatic fart smell”.. WTF IS GOING ON HERE……

I will post more later.. More research is definitely needed on this subject so I can understand completely how anyone could be turned on by the smell of ass gases………. Ewwww :-/

Ta Ta For Now……

Sex For A Year… Could You?

All of us who love sex and love sex as often as we can, do have those days that we just want to rest an re- cooperate. What I would like to find out from all of you sex maniacs out there is this…

Could you have sex for an entire year straight? No days off, no taking a break one day, no excuses, sex at least one time day for 365 days !!!

Personally I could not ! After 5 days straight, I am ready to sleep for one whole day and then resume having sex after that.. Sex for 365 days would just exhaust me.. Specially the kind of sex I have..

I would never have even thought of having sex that long until I read an article regarding two books coming out by people who have obviously tried to have sex everyday.  The books called “365 Nights” and “Just Do It” are stories from two different people who try and accomplish having sex every night, one for 365 days, and the other for 101days.

Soooo that got me thinking !!! Could anyone actually have sex for 365 days a year and actually enjoy it after half way through?

Comments welcome please !!!

If you would like to read the article I mentioned.. You can read it at “Could You Have Sex Every Day for a Year”..

More over 70s ‘are enjoying sex’

More couples over 70 are having sex - and finding it satisfying - than in previous generations, a British Medical Journal survey suggests.

Swedish researchers asked 1,500 older people across a 30-year period about their sex lives.

The number of people saying they had sex increased - as did the number of women reporting having orgasms.

A UK expert said the older people of today grew up in more sexually liberated eras.

We still have this stereotype of elderly people with their bath chairs and canes, staggering around, who couldn’t possibly be having sex - but that isn’t the case Dr Petra Boynton University College London

Although there are plenty of studies about sexual “problems” associated with old age, there is relatively little research about “normal” sexual behaviour later in life.

The scientists from the University of Gothenburg in Sweden interviewed 70-year-olds in 1971-2, 1976-7, 1992-3 and 2000-2001.

They found that the number of 70-year-olds reporting sexual intercourse rose in men and women, married and unmarried.

More than two-thirds - 68% - of married men in the most recent survey said they had sex, an increase from 52%, while the percentage of married women having sex rose from 38% to 56%.

The number of men reporting physical problems, such as erectile dysfunction or ejaculation dysfunction increased.

The number of women who said they were highly satisfied with their sex lives rose too.

When sexual intercourse stopped, both men and women tended to blame men, in line with the findings from earlier surveys.

Professor Peggy Kleinplatz, from the University of Ottawa, said that doctors should now be trained to ask all patients - regardless of their age - about any sexual concerns.

She said: “Sex is an important and positive part of the lives of their 70-year-old participants, and more so for the current cohort of men and women than for their predecessors in 1971.”

Sexual stereotype

Dr Petra Boynton, a specialist in the psychology of sex and relationships at University College London, said it was important to remember that someone turning 70 in the year 2000 would have been influenced by the more free sexual attitudes of the 1960s and 1970s - and also perhaps fitter and healthier than those in their 70s in previous decades.

She said: “We still have this stereotype of elderly people with their bath chairs and canes, staggering around, who couldn’t possibly be having sex - but that isn’t the case.”

She pointed out that the study did not record the frequency of sex for any of those surveyed, simply whether they were having sex at all, and focused on penetrative sex, rather than other types of sex which might be favoured by older people.

“I am slightly concerned that this will be interpreted in a way that suggests that if you’re not having sex in your 70s, you are doing something wrong.

“There are still plenty of people who choose not to have sex.”

Meanwhile, a report by Finnish researchers says older men who have more sex will experience fewer erection problems.

A five-year study, published in the American Journal of Medicine, of 989 men aged 55-75 in Pirkanmaa, Finland, showed that having sexual intercourse less than once per week doubled the risk of erectile dysfunction, compared to having sex once per week

Ménage A Trois…. Ohh Yeaaa Baby………..!

If you are not familiar with the word ménage à trois, it simply means threesome.. Yep you got it, three people having sex at the same time..

The mix is usually mff, mmf, mmm or fff.. However ya want it, just do not knock it until you have tried it a few times over. Cause once you do, you will definitely want more, more and more..

And let’s get this straight from the get go… If you and your significant other do participate in a threesome, you are not cheating or sinning!! You are just having a lot of fun.. Exactly what sex is intended for, besides procreation of course…..

Before having a threesome however there are a few rules you need to know..

1. If you are insecure about yourself or your relationship. Do not even bother having a threesome. This will cause serious grief in the relationship.. Cause all you will do is question what went on and it just becomes a mess..

2. If you are not comfortable about having a threesome, then do not have one.. No one is forcing you no matter how much the other wants one.. If they do not like your decision, then tough..

3. While in a threesome, be sure to pay attention to ALL parties not just one in particular.. It’s not nice to do that ya know..

4. Pick a person you both are attracted to.. Nothing like having a threesome with someone who is just repulsive to you and does nothing for your sexual presence..

5. Always, always use protection…… Why? Just do it…. You know why you need protection…And if you don’t then you shouldn’t be having sex let alone a threesome..

Sooooo if you can follow these very simple rules, there should be no problem.. Now all you have to do is find that other person.. It’s not as hard as you think either.. Maybe a friend that you both know… A swinger’s club… Shit you can even go on Adult Friend Finder and find someone decent there.. Just be selective and take your time in finding the right person……. No need to rush!

Have you had a threesome? If so, how was the experience!

If not, do you want to have a threesome? And what does your other half think about it?

Comments and question below please…….

Going GREEN With Your Sex Life ………….

I have now heard of everything..! haha.

I was completely and utterly shocked and amused when I found this article about having a “greener” sex life ! I have never even thought about saving the planet through sex.. This could be the start of something AWESOME..!! It’s a hell of a lot better than recycling and a lot more fun to achieve !

Take a look at the 10 tips that Jacob Gordon from Nashville, Tenn. has listed !

Go GREEN !!!

1. Sex toys

According to the Durex Global Sex Survey, 43% of Americans have used a vibrator. Dildos, vibrators, anal beads, cock rings, and the rest of the happy sex toy family can be thrilling and fulfilling, either alone or with a partner, but many store-bought sex toys contain, among other things, chemicals called phthalates, a substance used to soften hard plastics like PVC and provide that jelly feeling. There is quite a bit of concern about the toxicity and health risks of phthalates (in 2004, the EU banned a range of phthalates from children’s toys), especially in sex toys that are used in warm, moist places. One suspicious warning sign is the disclaimer you’ll find on most sex toy packages stating that the device within is for “novelty purposes only.” TreeHugger suggests playing it safe. Look for toys made from glass, metal, silicone, hard plastics, or elastomers. Putting a condom over a suspicious dildo is also a good move. If your sex toy of choice is a power tool, buy a rechargeable one or use your own rechargeable batteries. Rechargeable vibrating toys include the Aphrodite Wand, the Acuvibe, the Lily and Iris from Lelo, and toys from Fun Factory. Check out TreeHugger TV’s How to Buy a Green Sex Toy for more.

2. Lube

Whether you feel you need lube or not, a little extra slipperyness can add something extra to any roll in the hay. As you would with any other personal care product, go as natural as possible and try to avoid petroleum products, artificial scents, flavors, and colors. There are even organic lubes to be found. For more info on what to look out for, see How to Green Women’s Personal Care—advice also suitable for men).

3. Condoms

For safer, baby-free sex, nothing beats a latex condom. Vegans looking for a latex option (though derived from trees, most latex has a milk enzyme added) can check out Glyde condoms. The jury is still out as to whether latex condoms are biodegradable and what effects additives and lubricants have on biodegradability. According to most sources, lambskin condoms are biodegradable but are only effective against pregnancy, not STDs. Polyurethane condoms are essentially plastic and not biodegradable. Used condoms are best sent to the landfill. Flushing condoms down the toilet is definitely no good as this clogs pipes, treatment plants, and rivers. So let’s face it, reduce, reuse, recycle just doesn’t apply when it comes to the rubbers.

4. Sexy giving

Getting a stylish and useful gift is always a turn on. Organic massage oils, fair trade chocolate, or a bottle of biodynamic red wine are hot options. For Valentine’s, you can even get an all fair trade goodie bag for your lovie. Of course, romance and good sex know no price, and a poem from the heart, a massage, some hot role playing, or a home-cooked dinner for two can be the hottest gifts of all.

5. Green and sexy fun

Sexy play can be green and efficient as well. As seen on TreeHugger TV, showering together can save water (if things get steamier, we suggest taking it to the bedroom and not leaving the shower running). In the winter time, some nice warm loving before bed can get the bedroom toasty, meaning the thermostat can be lower (see How to Green Your Heating, for more). A nice bike ride for two is a fossil-fuel-free way to get the blood flowing and can also be quite stimulating, especially for the ladies. And of course the classic candle-lit dinner is a delicious way to set the mood and save on energy bills.

6. Bamboo in bed

If you’ve never experience bamboo bed sheets, you’re missing out. Bamboo fabric is silky and slippery (but not so slippery you’ll slide out of bed), wicks moisture, has natural antimicrobial properties, comes from a rapidly renewable resource, and is super sexy.

7. Eco-undies

Slinky, slippery, sexy. These are all good things when it comes to some sassy skivvies for the bedroom. Organic cotton, hemp silk, bamboo, and other renewable fibers make ultra-sexy lingerie and underwear. When browsing around, go for quality, not novelty. Buying a bedroom outfit that will be used only a couple times isn’t a great buy. Face it, unless you’re famous, nobody on Ebay is gonna buy those crotchless panties, even if you just wore them once. We suggest shelling out the extra bucks for something classy, sexy, and sustainable that can be donned when the mood is right for years to come. For something on the exotic end, check out Enamore and g=9.8. For sensible and simple, look at Buenostyle and American Apparel. For something in between, try GreenKnickers.

8. Sweeter juice?

There are some very strong rumors going around that vegetarians have the best tasting love juices (though some items from the vegetable kingdom you may want to avoid, like asparagus and garlic). If you aren’t already a veggie-lover and there’s a romantic occasion/hot date in your future, give the veggie or vegan diet a try. Even if it does nothing for your flavor, you may score points for being a good steward of the planet. The meat industry is immensely resource intensive and accounts for 70% of the water pollution in the US. Reducing your meat consumption is one of the greenest things you can do. Plus, many triathletes and other super-people swear by a vegan diet for prolonged endurance (always a good thing). For a very funny but totally explicit investigation of the food/body fluid connection, read Hank Hyena’s essay at Salon.com.

9. Natural aphrodisiacs

Since days of yore, lovers have turned to natural herbs and special foods to find stimulation, endurance, and sexual health. While we can’t vouch for any of these, and all supplements should be taken with caution and/or professional advise, it is rumored that herbs like ginseng, kava kava root, damiana leaves, kelp, tribulus, ginko biloba, rhodiola rosea, and of course horny goat weed can help stoke the flames of passion—even more so if certified organic. A host of foods are also used to stimulate the sexual senses, and of course organic wine and Champaign are trusted aphrodisiacs as well.

10. Meeting that special tree hugger

Nothing’s quite worse than meeting some really promising guy or girl and then realizing that he or she is an Escalade-driving, non-recycling, Earth fucker-upper. What are you going to do? Try to reform them? Sleep with them anyway and try to ignore their unconscious ways? Forget it. Go for the green lover. Farmers markets, Critical Mass, your local Green Drinks, Whole Foods checkout isle can be great places to meet people. A host of match-making sites (see below) can also be great venues for finding that special tree hugger to hug.

Virtual Sex Machine = $439.69

OK so I told you about the sex with robots concept in an early post.. Now we have the “Virtual Sex Machine” that hooks up right to your computer! Amazing isn’t it !!

What will we think of next !!

Take a look at the article below….

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Eric White believes the future of sex technology lies in a 16″ red-and-black cylindrical device that he sells for $439.69 from his office in rural Pennsylvania.

White’s device is aimed at men and, to put it delicately, is designed to provide pleasure through an ingenious combination of a vacuum pump, a back-and-forth motor, and a stimulator at the business end that he says “adds a little extra zing.”

Similar devices have been around for years — there’s the perennial gag of an inflatable sheep, of course, and the non-programmable Venus 2000 from Sybian.com sells for $815. What makes White’s contraption different is that it’s arguably the most technologically advanced to date.

That’s because his so-called Virtual Sex Machine comes with Windows software that controls the VSM through the PC’s parallel data port. It can simulate different sorts of intimate activities by, as White puts it, “varying the vacuum.” (In truth it’s more configurable than that, but good taste forbids us from elaborating.)

What that means is that it’s possible to craft an adult video with synchronized instructions sent through the data port to the VSM. As the action on the screen progresses, the electronic manipulations of the VSM’s silicone-like interior varies as well.

White doesn’t want to be in the business of creating adult videos, though. He showed up at the Internext conference here organized by adult trade publisher AVN Media Network to try to persuade the companies that own or produce videos to insert VSM data tracks. (The resulting disc sells for $40, a hefty premium over traditional adult DVDs.)

He has four porn stars signed up so far for custom discs — kind of a virtual woman-at-your-command — including a cheerleader-turned-amateur actress who runs the sammy4u.com Web site. Dozens more compilation discs with data tracks are available through White’s vrinnovations.com site.

“It adds another level of marketing ability to (an adult movie) star,” White said. “When you’re done with her, you put it back on the shelf and close the door. You don’t have to take her out to dinner.”

Next steps include a sensor-equipped version of the VSM marketed at women (or men, for that matter) who operate pay-per-minute Web cams at sites like cams.com and camz.com. The idea is that their customers will pay extra for the ‘cammer to manipulate the remote VSM in certain, ah, specific ways that will be detected by the local Windows software, communicated over the Internet, and output to the male-oriented VSM connected to the remote customer.

After that, of course, might come VSMs with medical applications, VSMs designed for couples in long distance relationships, VSMs with a software interface that allows hacking, and so on, although expansion plans may have to wait until Pennsylvania authorities stop harassing White over building permits. He had the bad fortune to place his factory in Amish country, which apparently is less than happy about being a birthplace of the world’s teledildonics movement.

For his part, White views himself as a kind of Thomas Edison of the industry: “I want to be the guy who invented virtual sex.”