Love and Sex? Must The Two Go Together?

Not going to be a long post just actually a question that I would like some feedback on ! So that means yall have to comment this blog so I can collect some info !!

Anyway…

Love and Sex……… Do you think that the two should go together or do you think it is alright to have sex without the love..

Me personally think sex is sex and love is love.. And you can have the two either together or seperate ! Really does not matter to me..

However this is a blog all about sex sooooooooo I need some answers from you who read this blog !!

Start the comments please. !!

Whips, Chains, Handcuffs, Smack a Little Booty Up With My Belt !

Yep you got it and you should have known it was coming.. BDSM also know as bondage and discipline , domination and submission as well as sadism and masochism!

Uh huh many are like OMG I would never, however if you would just open your mind and stop looking at the word sadism, you might enjoy the hell out of yourself ! Cause yea there is nothing like a little or a lot of ass smacking, handcuffing, blindfolding sex !

So for those who have no clue as to what it is, the actually definition is this ! The term “BDSM” is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism. It defines a spectrum of behaviors, including dominance, submission, punishment, masochism, bondage, role play, and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature. “BDSM” is the collective term for a group of related sexual preferences common in issue-related literature, which are sometimes referred to as “D/s”, “Sadomasochism”, or “S&M

Damn confusing isn’t it ! But no worries, I will explain it in a much easier way !

Soo BDSM, what is it? Basically tying up your lover, bossing your lover around and hundreds of other things come into play when practicing and enjoying BDSM. In the easiest terms possible, BDSM is when the submissive person submits to the dominant person.. The submissive person then allows the dominant one to do whatever they want within limits and sometimes without. (all depends on you)

BDSM can consist of light pain or severe pain. Blindfolding to complete body wrapping. Hand tying to a rope wrapped around your entire body very tightly. It just all depends on what you like and the limits you set for your play time.

Remember, those who do practice BDSM, they do so because they want to, not because they are made to. There are very specific rules in BDSM that most people abide by. So do not ever think that those who are into it are made to participate, cause it is not so !

I personally like a little light bondage.. That’s it though.. Smacking ass, tying up, blindfolding, nipple suctions, force fullness, etc… YES… I do however have my limits.. There will be no blood shed at all (or I’ll kick some ass), No needles (shit), no peeing or shitting on me (cause uhmm NO, disgusting), no walking me around with some collar and chain.. (doesn’t work for me), and definitely NOTHING to do with my feet..(I hate my feet touched..:-/)

Now that you have a little idea of what it is, here are some key terms and there definitions you might have heard but had no idea as to what they were.. I will continue this blog in part two, so no worries!

CHEMICAL PLAY…. Any form of sensation play involving the use of mild irritants such as wintergreen oil, menthol, Tabasco sauce, and the like to create sensation. ( Tabasco sauce, damn scary)

CLEAVE GAG… A type of gag, usually made of cloth, that is pulled tightly between the wearer’s teeth and tied behind the head. The cleave gag forces the mouth partway open and is quite effective in preventing speech.. ( oh yes )

And………….

COCK AND BALL TORTURE (CBT): Any of a number of different practices involving pain play of the penis and testicles, including such practices as binding, compressing, striking, or stretching the penis or testicles. (uhmm I am not into doing this either.. NO)

Tooo be continued……….

How about you…. Do you like BDSM? And how?

Comments below please……..

Ridiculous Sex Laws….. Only In The USA…. Part Two !

You didn’t think there was only a few did ya! Come on now you know how our laws work here in the United States.. I am amazed that some of these are still one the books.. I truly could not imagine getting arrested for such anal acts..

Soo here we go……..

Oblong, Illinois…… If your planning on fishing or hunting on your wedding day you mine as well forget it in this small town cause youuuu guessed it ! You’re NOT ALOUD  !

Alexandria, Minnesota….. Men if you’re thinking of making love to your significant other you better not even think of eating anything that leaves the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on your breath! That’s right it is forbidden, and get this… If the wife requests, haha the man must brush his teeth before performing!

Ames, Iowa….Another one for the guys… If you’re making love to your wife, and want a few sips of beer after wards while lying in bed, forget it! The law says you are not allowed to take more than three sips of beer while you are lying in bed, or while she is lying in your arms !

Newcastle, Wyoming…. This one is hilarious.. Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside of a store walk in meat freezer !

Nevada…. I always wondered why they didn’t wear them! The Nevada Legislature is not aloud to wear a penis costume while the legislature is in session !

Sioux Falls, South Dakota…. If a couple rents a room in a hotel with two twin beds for only one night. The beds MUST be 2 feet apart, and the couple is not aloud to have sex on the floor in between the beds.. (where do they get these laws?)

New York….. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll

Florida….. Of course I should have know.. Any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdemeanor. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrant for some other crime and catch the ‘culprits’ in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.

And last but not least………

Florida…… AGAIN.. No wonder I moved away….. Geezzz..  If you’re a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can’t parachute on Sunday afternoons..

There ya have it.. Some of the most ridiculous sex laws that are still on the books today! Hope you enjoy !

To be continued……………….

Ridiculous Sex Laws….. Only In The USA….

Sooo…. I was checking out the net as I always do for some new ideas, and I came across a number of different sites regarding sex laws in the United States.. Not to my surprise did I find some of the most ridiculous laws I have ever heard of.. But hey, what else would you expect from our government!

Try not to laugh to hard……….

Bakersfield, California you are not allowed to have sex with Satan unless you use a condom.. (Just damn hilarious)

Minnesota a man is not allowed to have sex with a fish.. haha and obviously a female can huh.. I wonder how that works!….

Romboch, Virginia you are not allowed to have sexual intercourse with the lights on.. haha talk about saving electricity……:-)

Tremonton, Utah, haha this one was annoying.. No woman can have sex in the limits of Tremonton, Utah while inside of an ambulance. If by chance she does and is caught she is arrested and her name is put in the newspaper for all to see. The man however does not get arrested.. haha.. Of course.

Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises.”

Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes because a man might see the reflection of her vagina hahaha.. (damn) !

Last but not least………….

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Haha yeahhh right… As if…….

Toooo Be Continued………..

5 Positions For Youuuu To Try… Part Three

Here we go again, another installment of positions for you and your partner to try ! I told ya that the list is endless, so be ready for many, many more blogs on this specific topic !

Ready……….

Swing Rocking…. Does sounds intimidating doesn’t it, but it is not.. I assure you.. Both of you need to sit either on the floor or on the bed facing each other with your legs in twined together. Wrap your arms around each other and allow him to penetrate.  Once he has entered the love area, start using each others bodies to make a rocking motion. Rock slowly back and forth, allowing the penis to go in and out. Extra bonus.. Be sure to massage one another throughout the love making.

One Leg Up…. OK girls ya know how this one works, at least I sure do !. Lying flat on your back anywhere ya want, have him come up in between your legs. Raise your one leg up onto his shoulder while the other leg stays on the bed or wrapped around his back. Be sure and have that leg completely straight.. Don’t be lazy and have it all bent and shit.. Straight up on the shoulder for maximum penetration !! Now start moving and get to “juking”.

TV Dinner…. This one sounds a bit complicated, but honestly it’s not.. Try it, you will definitely like it once you have done it once! Get a chair, any old chair will do as long as it’s a chair! Have him sit on it with his penis at attention (blow jobs help), with your back towards him, sit down on his penis until you are completely full of him. Now bend over and place your hands on the floor and move back and forth until both of you explode with pleasure.. (i like this one)

All Screwed Up…. This one you MUST try once.. With the woman lying on her back have your man position himself on you as if he was going to sit on you with his back towards you. Once he has penetrated you, move your legs up a little and allow him to do his job..

Last but not least……..

The Pile Driver…. Sounds fabulous doesn’t it ! The woman should be lieing flat on her back at first. Once penetration has been conquered, have her place her feet on top of his shoulders and lift up her ass until her legs are dangling over the shoulders. Be sure her ass is off the bed completely. This allows for deep pentration, which of course we all want !

So there ya have it.. Five new positions for you to try today, tomorrow or during the week.. Whatever you prefer !. And try them don’t just read this and wonder.. Get your partner and get to humping.

Happy humping !!!

Comment below please………

Cyber Sex… Is It Really Necessary?

Ya know I think this by far is one of the most stupidest things that as a human race we could have possibly  dreamed up!

Seriously sex on the computer… And not just sex on the computer, but 90% of the time we have no freaking idea who is on the other side of the monitor, yet we still partake in such an anal activity. I can see if you both have cams on and you’re talking to one another and it leads to masturbation. But it’s not like that, people all around the world are just typing words to one another without even seeing the other person!

No voice, no camera, just words on a screen that are probably coming from the most grotesque looking person you will ever encounter and if you were to see that other person in person you would never ever even think about touching them let alone having sex with them!

I understand that it is the safest sex around, but still… How does it work?? Do you rub your penis on the key  board or does the mouse tickle your clit? I seriously just do not get the whole concept of cyber sex! And I love sex, I really do! All kinds of sex, I just cannot get into this at all.

Granted I can talk to someone about sex, but it does not get me all worked up that orgasm is anywhere near! Not even a little bit….

A recent study showed that the nearly 20% of all Internet users get seriously addicted to cyber sex and one third of divorce litigation is often cause by this stupid activity! Jeeezz what is wrong with us !!

So what I want to know from you all is do you cyber? Have you cybered? DO you enjoy it and WHY?

Comment below please !!

Beyond The Bedroom.. Places In Your Home To Have Sex !

You would be amazed at how many places in your home you can actually have a decent and pleasurable sex experience besides in the bedroom.. And if ya don’t well then you will by the end of this post

Let’s begin with the bedroom..

Sure ya got your bed and floor.. But what about the dresser, especially if it’s one of those six drawer ones.. All ya gotta do is take everything off of it and hop on! It nice and sturdy and many different positions can be tested out on there.

If ya happen to have a bathroom in your bedroom this is definitely a plus..Be sure the bathroom is clean, cause yea that’s nasty if it’s not.. Anyway there are three places you can “juke” in a bathroom… One, the floor (just be careful her head doesn’t hit the tub), two, the toilet seat (shut the lid, have him sit and then you sit), and three, the shower or bath. (do you know how much you can do in there)..:-)

Now we have the good ole’ kitchen and dining room……

Of course any kitchen has counters don’t they? Well damn there just not for preparing foods ya know.. Jump up on that counter and start “juking” (that’s my personal sex word).. Even better have him sit on the counter and give him a super blow job !

Of course again we have the kitchen floor again… Use the appliances for leverage gosh !!

Now regardless of how big or small it is, everyone in their lifetime must try “juking” on the kitchen table.. If it’s big then shooooot the possibilities of what you can do on it are endless..

Hallways……

Now when you have two walls that are that close together, do you know what kind of leverage you can achieve there???!!! Use your imagination and grab some walls !!:-)

Stairs….

I personally have not done this however I will since I am just now getting use to having stairs! Ya know in Florida we have flat homes, but in Colorado it’s nothing but stairs and more spots to have sex ! Again the leverage issue comes into play. Always, always take advantage of that !

Living room……

Now come on this is the easiest of places to “juke” at ! Ya got the couch in which you can can bend over many different ways.. The chairs which are definitely good for on top positions and you have the end tables for your basic missionary style sex.

And of course you can always do it on the floor, but as I keep saying unless you have tile or wooden floors, RUG BURN HURTS !

Utility room………

Uh huh you guess it.. Now in my utility room I have a toilet and a sink as well as the washer and dryer so it’s like a triple bonus ya know… Start on the washer, that spin cycle shit is bullshit so don’t waste the water, then a lil riding on the toilet (haha) and then well some more on the sink !!

Last but not least the garage……..

Unfortunately I have not been able to have sex in my garage cause its so packed full of shit ! However once it is cleaned up there will be no doubt that the bench press chair will be used very well.. I would say the floor of the garage but that shits damn cold and NO..

SO there ya have it… See it doesn’t always have to be in the bedroom !!

Just a reminder.. If by any chance your parents or parent lives with you, do not go in their room and have sex. That is just so nasty………..:-)

Comments.. Where have youuu had sex in your house??

Boob Sex…. Do You Think It Is Necessary??

OK do ya see those boobs in the picture up there.. Those are mine, all mine.. (not fake by the way either..) So I am 100% complete sure that I can say this as an expert..hehe..

Sticking your penis in between boobs does nothing for women !! Let me rephrase that.. Does nothing for most women… I’m serious.. All it does is feel like there is a penis between them.. WOW. I’d rather it be in my mouth than between my boobs!

OK. OK, I will say that if you have a long enough penis that reaches the woman’s mouth then well that is an exception, however that is few and far between so……………… Doesn’t really count..

Besides in order to do it, you must have big enough boobs.. Ya can’t have no little tiny titties.. It just would not work since ya gotta squeeze those suckers together.. And with boobs like mine, you can’t even see the penis, let alone get any pleasure out of it rubbing your penis in between them.

COME ON NOW…. There are so many other ways to get yourself off.. Use your imagination.. I know that some of you are dull, but boob sex seriously is worst than dull. It’s just damn unimaginative and does nothing to stimulate anything..

If you want to do anything with the boobs.. Well pour some hot wax on them or get some of those nipple simulators..(those are nice..) But stay away from sticking your penis in between them, cause frankly it’s just not happening.. !!

Sooo MEN OUT THERE… What’s your take on boob sex ! Do ya like it or nahhh… Comments below please…

Blow Job Tips…….You Know You Need Them !

You knew it was coming… I just had to get this out there before another bad blow job arises! And trust me, there are more bad blow jobs than good…(so sad)

So knowing that I give great head (fact) I must offer my advice to all you women and gay men out there who just do not know what the hell you’re doing with that penis! (I would use dick, however it might sound to vulgar..)

Come on now it is not that difficult to satisfy a penis! Screw the man, focus on the penis..Two totally different entities ya know…(joke ha ha)..Like I said focus on the penis.. It will show you that you are doing it right, if in fact you are!

Always, always begin with his pants on.. Yes that is what I said !! Rub your mouth and nicely nibble at his penis through the pants allowing it to slowly grow with pleasure..

Once you feel it getting harder unzip or unbutton his pants allowing only the tip to come out. Tease the tip of his penis with your tongue, and then slowly and gently suck the head until it is completely erect.

Now take his pants off completely. No to the knee stuff, throw them pants on the floor.. Take control of the situation! Oh yeaa..

Now get between his legs and begin fondling his balls gently with one hand as you lick the penis from top to bottom…Use your free hand to rub his chest and play with his nipples.. Do not rush, treat it as if it were a prize possession, as it is!

Once you hear them making their cute little groaning noise, you know that you are doing it right. If you have not heard that noise, something is not right. Keep using your tongue and fondling his balls till you do.

Now keeping your hand still on his balls, start moving your mouth slowly down his penis as far as YOU can go. Be sure to keep your mouth nice and wet. Men love wetness on their penises.

Now start getting some suction as you go up and down on his penis. Not to much, that will end the blow job sooner than you would like!:-) Remove your hand from his balls and place it at the base of the penis. Now this is VERY important.. Pay attention please….. While you are moving your mouth up or down, move your hand in a turning motion on the penis the entire time you are sucking. Not fast now, nice and slow and keep it wet !!

Wetness is definitely a key to a good blow job!!

Now you can start focusing on his balls. That is if you want to. Many women are like ewwww im not sucking that.. Well you do not have to if ya don’t want to..But it does make for a good BJ ! Anyway if your game, gently start licking and fondling his balls with your mouth as well as that spot in between his balls and his ass. (relax you don’t have to lick his ass). Be careful, their balls are sensitive.. And we do not want any injuries while the penis is in our possession..

Ya got all that?? I hope so…

So once you have gotten all these tips down, start to work that penis. Begin sucking harder, moving your hand harder, let that aggression out !

You will see, soon he will erupt and you will be the Queen of his penis !

Happy Blow Jobs !!

Question and comments pleaseeeeeee !

5 Positions For Youuu To Try…. Part Two !

As I can see by my numbers many of you have been reading these particular posts Way to go! Nothing wrong with learning some new sex positions to please you and your partner ehh..!

So as promised, here are five more fabulous sex positions you can try….! And you better try them, they are too good to pass up !

So here we go……..

Doorway to Heaven…. Mmmm this is a keeper I tell ya that… Cannot make any excuse either not to try it cause everyone has a doorway in their home ! Nice and simple too.. The man stands with his back against the inside of the doorway and the woman stands in front of him supporting herself with the other side of the doorway. This allows the woman to hold on to the inside of the door molding as her partner is playing with the prize. !

The House Call…. This one is one of those, oh yes I am so relaxed positions.. This involves a table, so clear it off.. Lay your man on his back with his legs hanging off the table. If you have to put a towel or a thin pillow under his knees so it the edge does not bother him..(you know how they can complain)! Once he is all situated, climb on up and start doing what needs to be done.. Use the table for extra support to work him into ecstasy!

Look, No Wet Spot… Yup that is the name.. And in a second you will understand why… Grab your favorite chair, you know ya have one somewhere.. And not a hard wooden one either, something soft ! Have your man lay on the chair, back down of course… With his legs off and his feet touching the ground.. Now lay on top of him, resting your head by his shoulders, be sure his penis is inside and begin moving your body without sitting up, back and forth.. Sounds awkward, but feels so good !

Watchin’ The Game… Just by the name of it, you should have already figured out how this is going to be.. But if not that’s OK.. That’s what I am here for huh… Have him kneel down on the floor, put a blanket down.. Like I said before rug burn is not cool at all! Now have him lean back a little just so his arms are behind him, hands touching the floor. The only thing standing straight up should be his penis Now you come and with your back towards him, sit on him as if he were a chair… Except this chair your can bounce on !!

And last but not least……..(drum roll…)

Sitting on Top of the World… OK, I love this one.. No doubt at all this is one of my favorites……Make sure he is lying flat on his back.. Penis at attention Climb on top with your back facing him..Grab his ankles and start moving yourself up and down..  Men love this, they can watch as it penetrates (like a movie) and have sex at the same time..hehe.. And it feels OH SO GOOD !!

So there ya have it….. Be sure you try these fabulous positions soon… Very soon !!!

Comment below. I wanna hear your favorite sex position !!

Tips To Giving A Woman An ORGASM… Must Read…

This is a must read for all you men and women out there who want to learn how to give your woman that ultimate orgasm and then some. Be sure to read each and every tip completely.. Do not skip over anything.. Cause if ya decide to skip over any part of this blog, you just might miss out on some of the most important things. And then oh well your fault huh..

Let’s begin……

First and foremost ya gotta relax your woman! If she is all tense there is no use in even trying to get that orgasm out of her.. Forget it.. So massage her, rub her down with some hot oil, shit run a bath for her.. Just get her relaxed.

Do not and I mean do not go down on her immediately.!! No matter how much ya want the punani, get away from it..! Get her all rawrrrrd up by kissing her everywhere but there.. Make her want it so bad that she is dying to have it !

Stop thinking about your penis and your orgasm.. Focus solely on making her have the best orgasm ever. If you try so hard to make yourself orgasm, then all the “oomf” goes away and your left with blahness… Not a good idea at all..

Women take a lot longer usually to orgasm then men do.. So if ya try and last a little bit longer than usual, the orgasm is surely to come! If you feel the need to orgasm pull out slowly and try to focus on something else. I know it’s hard, but TRY !

Stay away from the lubricants as much as possible… Getting her vagina all gooped up with all that stuff is just going to make you think she has had one, when more than likely she has not ! Pay attention to the vagina people !!!

Focus on the clitoris and the g-spot not just one… If ya don’t know where her g-spot is, ASK HER ! And if your not sure if your stimulating the clit right, ASK HER TOO ! Ya cannot be silent when it comes to pleasuring your partner.. Speak the hell UP !

Make sure you perform oral sex on her ! And no 1 minute or 2 minutes, camp out down there and explore the possibilities !! Use your fingers, tongue and mouth.. Do not be boring ! If she likes aggressiveness, be aggressive! If she likes it soft, then damn be soft.. Do it right though, do not think you’re the American gigolo, all women like it different ways. Ask if you are not sure !

Last but not least…… (drum roll)

Find the best position or positions possible for orgasm or even if you’re lucky, multiple orgasm! I suggest, doggie style, the woman on top or legs spread open with her butt all the way at the edge of the bed! Those are great positions and great penetration depth for orgasms.. !! Or you can try whatever you like.. It’s completely up to you and your partner !

So there we have it ! Now if she doesn’t achieve orgasm well I honestly do not know what to tell you… All ya can do is keep trying.. Honestly I do not think you will have a problem..

How do you get your woman to orgasm?? Comment below !

5 Sex Positions For Youuu To Try… Part ONE..

Let me first tell all the women out there that missionary style is NOT the only position there is. Shoot it’s the first of tons and tons of positions that you can experiment with and definitely enjoy ! And I do not want to hear any excuses that you can’t, cause YOU CAN.. Cause even if you have back problems, arms problems, leg problems or even neck problems, there is always some different sexual position you can try besides the old lying on the back one…

So let’s begin……. hmmmmm

Doggie style… Lord I tell ya this is one of those positions where ya just never want it to end…If ya don’t know what doggie style is, well you are definitely missing out on some serious orgasmic sex! Basically the woman is on her hands and knees while the man comes in from behind.. (fabuloussss) Be sure if your on the floor to use a blanket cause rug burn takes a long time to heal and hurts like hell.. And men, if ya have one of those humongous penises, try and take it easy, cause yeah that shit hurts !

Ride ‘em Cowboy… If you have ever ridden a horse then you will not have any problem with this specific position.. Orgasm can definitely be achieved with this position. No need to try hard either, which is always a plus The male should be lying on his back and you should be on top. Now you can either go up and down, or you can lean down a little bit a rub yourself back and forth.. I myself prefer both, however some just cannot deal with sitting straight up on Mr. Happy

The Butterfly… Ok now I like this one a whole hell of a lot ! Once you try it I promise so will you.. Bring yourself to the edge of the bed.. All the way to the edge… Open up your legs and allow the male to stand in between them. Grab your legs and spread them ALLL the way open, as far as you can like butterfly wings.. Now have the male proceed as gently or as rough as he and you would like.

The Recliner…. You must and I mean MUST have a recliner for this position… You can do this two ways actually… The man can sit on the recliner and you straddle him or the female can sit on the recliner moving herself to the edge and the male can put himself between her legs while on his knees.. (always good stuff when a man is on his knees for a chance)…. You can even have the recliner help out if it’s a rocking one like mine ..

Last but not least….

Up Against The Wall…. I know you all have tried this at least once while having sex… The woman is always against the wall… It’s easier that way… One leg held up by either you or your partner while he slowly pushes himself inside of you. Sometimes if possible you can wrap your legs around your partner as the wall helps support the two of you… Most of the time orgasm is achieved very quickly…

So there ya have it… Five positions you should try most definitely… Try them all in one day, or one every day… The one day is much better.. Trust me

Look for more positions later tonight or tomorrow..

Comment below !!

Odd and Not So Odd Places To Have SEX !

Ya know there has to be a post about this particular subject ! It just would not be the same if I went on for weeks leaving this very important piece of sexual information out of my blog..

Soooo here it is…

These are not in order of importance.. I’m putting them the way I want.. And please if you want to add some, just add a lil comment below and I will add it !

1. In a church.. (YES, in the house of God), I am not religious so personally it does not matter to me.. So please do not have a cow on my blog for me saying that.. Just think once you’re finished you can confess your sins.. hehe

2. In a plane.. Of course the ever so popular mile high club! I personally would NOT enjoy this at all since heights is just not my cup of tea.. Nope…Besides those bathrooms are so small I just don’t think the kind of sex I like is possible in them..

3. Public Bathrooms.. Too each is own I guess.. I personally just would not have any sex in the public bathrooms I have been in.. That’s just damn nasty.. But if youuuu do, pick the female bathrooms cause I have been in plenty of the others (don’t ask) and they are just EWW.. (I think they purposely piss on the floors)..

4. Car or Truck – Uh huh yess who has not done this ! I sure have that’s for sure.. But if you do it, do it where you won’t be bopping your head up and down to look to see who is coming.. Pick a place other than the Wal-Mart parkin’ lot…

5. Football field – Ya know I have always wanted to do this… I have no idea as to why, but damn it I have not as of yet.. I will though.. Mark my words I will..

6. Yankee Stadium – Ha a personal quest for my vagina I tell ya… I must in my lifetime have sex there.. It just has to be done. Otherwise my life would not be complete haha..

7. Beach – Many people just love having sex on the beach. I personally do not like sand in my ass so I am good with staying away from this.. I know, I know bring a blanket, but pfffft that does not work…

8. Workplace – Uh huh just sneak into the bathroom and get to it I say… I am sure you can find somewhere at that job of yours to release some tension !

9. Backyard – This is a typical place to have sex.. Break out the blanket and get to it!

10. Helicopter – This is another place I want to have sex at.. Even though I hate heights, I love helicopters and just gotta try it..

11. Boat – Nothing like having sex in the open seas ehh.. Just be sure to wear enough sunblock cause ya don’t want your ass sunburned. (ouch)..

12. Park – Now don’t be going to a park where kids are at.. (nasty).. If you’re going to juke in the park, pick a part of it that is secluded or go there at night.. I am sure the slide or swings can come in handy

13. Retail store – Pick an isle that’s not being used and get to it.. Shit maybe underneath a clothes rack would work.. Or in the changing room..Big stores like Wal-Mart or Sears will work well..

14. Woods – Bring a blanket though cause prickly shit will definitely be poking at ya if you don’t.. And the only prickly thing you want poking ya is a penis..

15. Hotel room – or a motel does not really matter. Honestly I love having sex in a hotel.. For some reason you just have the best sex in them.. Rawrrrr.

16. Movie theatre – Oh yes, get there early so you can get the very back seats. Do not pick a movie that is very popular either, unless you want people watching you ! Then hop on and enjoy the show

17. Cemetery – I know, i know but there are some people who want to, so shhh !.. I am one of them..:-) How cool would that be.. Gosh it’s not like there alive to watch so I do not see the big deal !

18. Tractor Trailer – Yes, I have been there and done that, thank you very much ! Parked though.. Cause they are rough riding and you might slip and poke something that need not be poked.

19. Amusement ride – This would be kind of difficult but it is possible.. Probably your best bet is the big amusement parks like Disney or Busch Gardens.. Ya know a ride that you can get some privacy at least.. It’s not like you can jump on “It’s a small world” at Disney and get busy.. Just not possible.. Or is it?!

20. Adult book store – Those rooms in the back.. You know them, the ones where ya watch the movies..Well I know of them.. But then again why wouldn’t I.. Now don’t go to one of them raunchy ass ones and they’re are plenty of those.. Find one that’s a little upscale and clean.. Buy a few movies and well you know what to do from there on.

Ok so I picked 20 places……… Of course the list is endless, but I wanted to see what youuu would come up with !

So right there below is the comment box thingie… Tell me where you would like to have sex and why… ! Don’t be shy either, it’s not like we know who ya are… And even if we do, who cares… .:-)

Men Have A G-Spot Too !!

Well actually it’s not formally known as the g-spot it’s actually the prostate. However it works just like a woman’s g-spot and if worked right can bring a man an excellent, mind blowing orgasm !!! (and we all want that now don’t we)

You don’t know where it is?? Shame on you !! You should if you want your man to be at your knees all the time..(joke)..Seriously though, the man’s prostate is located between the pubic arch and in front of the rectum… (relax, relax, you don’t have to go there if ya don’t want)!..

It’s a hell of a lot easier finding a man’s “wow” button then a woman’s, that is a fact.

Getting it stimulated is all up to you and your partner. Not all men like a finger in their ass. Probably 50% of men are like “OH hell no ! You are not doing nothing to my ass”.. On the other hand some men enjoy that, and if that is the case, stimulating the prostate is no problem!

If your man likes a finger in the ass, well then the easiest way to stimulate the prostate is by first getting that finger nice and lubricated. You definitely do not want to stick a dry finger in his ass.. That’s not going to help any! Once you have done that, slowly push inside about half way, curl your finger and massage as long as you want. You will definitely notice the difference in moans and groans if ya do it right !

As far as men not wanting a finger in their ass, there is a way to stimulate the prostate without the fingering part. Ya know that little spot in between his balls and his ass? Ya know that cute little spot you lick when giving him a blow job (at least I hope you know), well that is what ya need to focus on! Applying pressure to that area puts pressure on the prostate to give maximum pleasure. (oh YES!) And no finger in the ass is needed.

SO now that you know, are ya going to try it? Hmmm I wonder which technique your man will like better..

Comment below !

Anal Sex, Should You or Nahhhh?

For some reason men these days are very interested in anal sex. If you ask 10 men if they like having anal sex, or even if they would try anal sex, I bet ya 9 out of 10 would say “HELL YES” ! Why? I dunno, maybe it’s the tightness of the ass that makes them want more, or possibly just that it’s something different.

I want to know why… SO I expect some answers below please..

Anyway, anal sex has been around since the beginning I am sure of it. We are explorers by nature, why wouldn’t it have been around way before it being “out there” as one of the top sexual pleasures.

Should you try it before you knock it? Absolutely 100% YES ! You should try anything before you say that it’s not for you. Seriously how will you know it’s not for you unless ya do it first! But ya gotta do it right, or the first time might be the last time. Relaxation, a clean ass and well LOTS of lube is definitely needed.

Why people love anal sex….

It does feel good… Regardless of the first “ouch” sensations you get during the first 20 seconds.

It’s something different.. We all love something different…

It’s dirty and naughty… And how can anyone resist those two actions together….. ( Ya shouldn’t)

Pregnancy is definitely NOT an issue….(always good to hear)

Why people are “iffy” about the whole butt sex thing…….

Well first off it can hurt… No lying about that….

Worrying about what a mess it can make is another… (clean yourself before hand)

Worrying about diseases.. Well DAMN USE A CONDOM.. That takes away the worry !

Embarrassed about the whole anal sex thing… Please get over it, it’s just another hole…

Homophobic’s who think it’s only for homosexual use. Again.. Get OVER IT.. It’s NOT !

And last but not least, worrying that if you’re using something other than a penis that it might get lost.. ( Hint: Don’t shove something all the way in there and you won’t have to worry)

Can you get diseases from having unprotected anal sex?

ABSOLUTELY YES.. You can get diseases from having any kind of unprotected sex. So don’t be an ass and not use or have your partner use a condom..ALWAYS use one if you’re not 100% sure that they’re clean…

So there ya go… Anal sex… Should you or nahhh? I say ya should at least once to make sure you don’t like it.. And if you don’t then so be it, but if ya do, then use a condom, keep it clean, and lube that baby up and have some pokin’ fun !

How about you… Would you have anal sex, and if not, WHY?

Sex With Robots…Researcher Says It’s Inevitable !

David Levy, who is the author of “Love and Sex With Robots” claims to think that within the next five years, robots that look and act human will start popping up in people’s lives and we will start being sexually active with them. Levy also goes on to say that in 20 years the human like robots will become socially accepted and eventually a few years later marriages will start taking place !

Ok now are we that desperate as a society that we are going to need sex robots?

What happens if your in the middle of having sex with a robot and just as your about to orgasm it malfunctions??!! Or what if a female sex robot is giving a blow job and it’s mouth gets lock jaw or something ??!!.. We cannot be this desperate….. How sad if we are..

What about cost? Just the life size silicon dolls can cost up to $10,000 bucks.. Can you imagine how much a sex robot would cost ! Shit, you wouldn’t catch me paying no amount of money for a piece of ass, I can get that shit free anytime I want..

Granted the concept is cool to think of. Having a sex robot that does whatever you wish, doesn’t say anything (hopefully) and can perform continuously.. The STD rate would definitely drop enormously if this were to be offered. Unwanted pregnancy rate would surely drop some, unless, nahhh couldn’t happen.

There are some good points to this “brain storm” I suppose. Could we actually get use to something like that?

What do you think? Could you have sex or a relationship with a robot?

Thoughts and comments below please !!

One Night Stands.. Good Idea or Bad?

In this day and age where you can catch diseases just from walking down the street (joke), one night stands do not seem as practical as they once were. However, many men and women are still hooking up for that quick piece of ass on a nightly basis without any regard as to what the consequences will be.. (stupid)..

A recent study done by Springer’s Journal, Human Nature, 1793 men and women were asked to rate how they felt the morning after the one night stand. Shockingly, (NOT) the women had more negative feelings towards the “one night” than the man. 80% of the men had nothing but positive things to say. (Like that’s a shocker).

The negative feelings that were given by the women were mainly the sense of being used.. Well if ya hadn’t screwed the guy on the first night you wouldn’t feel so used. It’s amazing to me how women can be so anal at times. If you meet a guy, then go and screw him the same night, your basically using one another for pleasure.. Why must we be so emotional….

In my opinion there is nothing wrong with meeting someone then having sex with them that very same day/night. As long as you are protected and you both understand that it’s sex and nothing else, so be it ! We are a sexually driven species that basically needs sex to function. (Well I am for sure). Being physically attracted to someone so much to where you just want to rip their pants off is a normal feeling. You just cannot suppress the feeling. You have to go with it.

So YES I think it is a good idea to have one night stands !

Again, one night stands are ok as long as you are protected ! Buy that box of condoms if you are planning to do these kind of things.. Don’t be an ass and expect the other to provide what you should have already provided. There is no excuse, condoms are not that expensive.. Shit, you can get them free at most hospitals and clinics.. And if if you have a vagina, you still need to carry around condoms just in case. Do not use you having a vagina as an excuse.. LAME…

So…. how about you, do you think one night stands are a good idea or a bad one?

COMMENT BELOW PLEASE……. thank you..

G-Shot to Enlarge The G-Spot !

For years and years, probably hundreds of them, men and women have been trying to find the G-spot (Grafenberg Spot). If ya don’t know what that is well it’s an erogenous zone in a woman that is extremely sensitive and gives an enormous amount of pleasure !

REMEMBER THAT if you do not already know what it is.

Now finding it is another thing. The G-Spot is located inside the vagina within the upper wall by the urethral glands (female prostate). If you are having difficulty finding it, feeling for a piece of skin that is very ridgy is your best bet.

Once you have found it, applying pressure to that spot is the key to maximum pleasure. A little advice, the more aroused the woman is, the easier the G-Spot can be found… (food for thought)…..

In any case if you cannot locate the G-Spot after numerous attempts you can now have it enlarged to the size of a quarter! Yes you read this right. I myself was a little amazed at the fact that we can now have collagen injected into our vagina’s just to enhance pleasure ! Unbelievable isn’t it !

Reading about the new G-Shot for your G-Spot was quite interesting. It states that the procedure is painless (having someone stick a needle in my vagina does not seem painless), takes less than 30 minutes to perform, and the enlargement last up to four months.

Personally I have no problem, I know exactly where mine is, and if I didn’t I sure would look until I did. After all how hard can it be, it’s just a vagina!

For those who are interested in the G-Shot for their G-Spot, take a looksie at G-Spot Amplification. Be sure to get all the information you can if you are even considering this procedure just a little bit since the collagen that is used is not FDA approved to be used in such a way, please be extrememly cautious.

Honestly, I think you should keep trying to find your own or better yet, let your partner explore and find it himself !

Pain is pleasure to some people However needles in your vagina, uhhh NO..

Swallowing Semen….. The Risks……..

Let me first say that if you are swallowing semen from a healthy man, then you need not to worry. Swallow gallons of it, your not going to catch anything !

On the other hand, having unprotected oral sex is a risk especially if your partner happens to have herpes, genital warts, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis. I do not want to give false information, so I cannot say whether or not you can get HIV/AIDS from swallowing semen since there is no evidence that you can. In my opinion though I do believe that if there are sores in the person’s mouth, then most definitely you can.

Now do not think that if you don’t swallow, that you will not get the above diseases if your partner has them. WRONG… If you are having unprotected oral sex, just by doing so will transmit the disease from one to the other.

Best thing to do is NOT swallow in my opinion, unless your 100%, absolutely certain that the person’s penis your sucking is completely DISEASE FREE… And no 99.999% either.. 100 % sure ! And well if you’re not sure, wrap that sucker up in a condom and get busy… Otherwise, looks like swallowing semen has minimal risks unless you’re sucking every John, Steve and Joe you come in contact with… And just so ya know, that’s nasty if ya do, do that.. So don’t…

Be selective in whose penis you decide to suck… Happy Swallowing !!

Spit or Swallow, Which Is The One For You?

Before we even begin this exciting new post, let me make it perfectly clear that I am NOT a swallower. Gross, disgusting and just damn nasty is all I need to say.. I can’t even eat okra cause of the gooey stuff inside of it, let alone a whole mouth full of semen. YUK !!

But for those who like to swallow, well to each is own I say… Some people can just take anything… I love sex and 99.9 percent of what it has to offer, however swallowing sperm is just not my thing at all..And YES I have done it so it’s not like I am saying I don’t like it, I have tried it numerous times, and it’s just not something I see as a necessity in my sex life at all..

One website I have vistited Why You Should Swallow states that in Western Culture it is actually an insult not to swallow. Can you imagine that?? An insult. It goes on to state that swallowing means complete acceptance. Now I dunno about acceptance, but giving a blow job is acceptance enough, screw the swallowing..

In one paragraph the Why You Should Swallow site actually quotes a woman that states “What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit?” Uhmm the message I would definitely convey is that I do not like it, therefore I dont swallow.

Granted semen does have some good qualities. It’s good for you, I know.. I have been told.. It does have sugars, proteins, minerals, vitamins, hormones and a few other ingredients. It definitely is not bad for you. You could probably take one dose of semen to all those vitamins that are on the market and feel better doing it. (food for thought)…

What I want to know is this , WHY do men want us to swallow? Does it feel better when we do? Or is just something that you think goes with the blow job?

So MEN, tell me why………. Comment below……..

Women…. What is your preference and why? Would you rather spit or swallow? … Comment below